What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What is the coolest country?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?