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What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
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