What condiment has wings?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?