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Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What did the robot want for Christmas?