What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What style of music weighs the most?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What condiment has wings?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Which tree can't stop crying?