What words make the best athletes?
Pro-nouns.
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What sweet treat never panics?
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