What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do ducks get after they eat?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What game do bats excel at?