What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?