Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What game do bats excel at?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

If you need help building an ark..

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What animals make the best students?