What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?