What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why is a computer so smart?

What math figure is also in the band?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why do rhinos charge?

What car always breaks the rules?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?