What do you call a retired cowboy?
De-ranged.
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
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