The museum curator needed a break.

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

How does a lion greet other animals?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?