Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What birds always travel in twos?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?