What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What makes music in your hair?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What's the noisiest food?