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What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Where do actors go to pray?

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What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

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