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Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What's the richest basketball team?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?