What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why is furniture so generous?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

How does a cow do math?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?