Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

How does dinner smell?

What do mice bring on a picnic?