Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What table can you never sit at?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?