What animal likes to party the most?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why was the spider so smart?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.