How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What's the friendliest pen?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?