What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why did the echo get detention?

What's the opposite of irony?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?