What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Why did the fish blush?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?