Why are boxers good comedians?
They really know their punchlines.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's the slowest 5k?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do ducks get after they eat?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
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