What does a cloud wear under his pants?

How is life like toilet paper?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What do cows always add to their salad?

Where would you find an elephant?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?