What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why do cubes make great referees?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What did March say to the madness?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What do you call the dog magician?