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What do dogs order at coffee shops?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

How long will dinner be?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What day is your mom always right?

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What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?