Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?