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What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Who invented fractions?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?