Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

I broke my finger!

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

When do astronauts eat?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?