What's the king of all school supplies?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What sport do horses love to play?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?