What school subject really rocks?

Why was the bee sad?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What is another name for a cow?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why did the foal cough?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What do you call an arctic cow?