Why are books always so angry?

Who invented fractions?

Where do stars go to college?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why do math teachers love March?

Which bug is related to you?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Why are winter days great?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?