Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What do you give a sick pig?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why are all priests fit?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?