Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?