Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Where do polar bears vote?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What do you give a sick pig?

Which subject has two parts?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?