Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

How do billboards talk?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?