Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

A book just fell on my head.

Where does money love to go shopping?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

How much does freedom weigh?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?