How does a cow do math?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?