Why was the snake coughing so much?
He had a frog in his throat.
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Where do German dogs sleep?
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