Why was the snake coughing so much?
He had a frog in his throat.
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
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