Why was the snake coughing so much?
He had a frog in his throat.
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What does a dog say before eating?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
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