What did one firefly say to the other?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Do dads always snore?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What do you call a pig thief?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?