What do ducks get after they eat?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?