What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

How is life like toilet paper?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?