What is a spider's favorite book?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?