Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
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Which big cat never tells the truth?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What is the coolest country?
Where do books sleep?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
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