Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
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What does a female lion call her mate?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
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Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
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What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
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