What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why was the bee sad?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?