Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Do dads always snore?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What's the richest basketball team?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?