Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?