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Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What birds make average students?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?