Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Which fly makes films?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?