Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Which bug is related to you?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Bears love exotic cars.

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Where do stars go to college?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?