What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?