What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What do you call an ant who fights crime?