Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?