What snacks always have the best tan?
SunChips®.
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What sweet treat never panics?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
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