What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Why are cars magic?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

How do fleas travel?