What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Which is the worst season?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Where do termites go camping?