Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?