What's a forklift?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why did spring break up with winter?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why are ghosts always single?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?