Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why are goats so funny?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What is a mom's favorite game?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?