How do you get a country girl to like you?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Where was Noah born?