My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

When do astronauts eat?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?