What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What do math teachers eat?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What's black and white and red all over?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?