Where do actors go to pray?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?