What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

When do astronauts eat?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why do mice need oiling?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What do cows say on NYE?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.