How did the toad die?
He croaked.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What is an insect's favorite game?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why are baseball games at night?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
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