How did the toad die?
He croaked.
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What's a henway?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did the frog order at McDonald'sĀ®?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond⢠film?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
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