How did the toad die?
He croaked.
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What's the king of all school supplies?
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