What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Which animal will never go bald?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

How do hurricanes see?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?