Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What do you give a sick pig?

What animal loves Indian food?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

How does the sun listen to music?

What do you call the pig that does karate?