Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

How long will dinner be?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Where does water do all its banking?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?