Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What do elves learn in school?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

How long do chickens work?