What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?