Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why was the mime upset?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?