What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Where do ships always get stuck?