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The collie wobbles.
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What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do Scottish toads play?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
How does a barber get to work?
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What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
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