What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
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