What do you call octopus twins?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?