Two silkworms got in a fight.

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Which plant has the best roar?

Where do chips wear socks?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What does an evil hen lay?