What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

How do frogs get to work?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Which celebrity always frowns?