Why did the frog starve?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Where do kittens go to school?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

How do you talk to a giant?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?