What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
How long do chickens work?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What condiment has wings?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
How do bees get to school?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
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