What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why do two skunks argue?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did the echo get detention?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did summer say to spring?
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