What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
What animal scores the most in basketball?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do cows like to dance to?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
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