What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
What animal loves Indian food?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did electricity win the race?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!