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Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Where do horses reside?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?