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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?