Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Which is the worst season?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

How do bunnies stay fit?