What did the hostess name her daughter?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What season begins with a thud?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?