What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.