What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What fish loves to play in a band?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?