Why did the body of water think so much?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why was the bud so shy?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What are you studying in math?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?