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Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?