Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?