What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What's the politest month?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What bird helps you stay dry?