What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?