What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

How do locomotives know where to go?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?