What musical instrument is the best typist?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What condiment has wings?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What fish only swims at night?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?