How does a witch play loud music?
On her broom box.
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a silly hill?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
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