Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What's the holiest insect?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What game do cows play at parties?
Where do books sleep?
Why do two skunks argue?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did the barber win the race?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!