What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Which elf is the best singer?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What's a henway?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Where do stars go to college?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?