What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What's E.T. short for?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?