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What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What sport are eggs the best at?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What's the friendliest national park?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What does a dog say before eating?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?