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Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What does the sun drink out of?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why do moms make good vintners?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why do cats love to work?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?