Coffee has a rough time in our household.

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why are goats so funny?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Which singer could always break a five?

What do Scottish toads play?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

How long do chickens work?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?