Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?