What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What condiment has wings?

How did the coach get his quarterback?