What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Sleep.
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
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