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Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?