What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

If you need help building an ark..

What time is your dentist appointment?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?