Why are frogs always so happy?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?