What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?