When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
During spring cleaning.
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What building always gets stains on it?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
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