When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
During spring cleaning.
How can you farm during the winter?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How do snowmen get information?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do cows say on NYE?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
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