When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
During spring cleaning.
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's the most determined bird?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
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