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During spring cleaning.
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Why did spring break up with winter?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
How do you wash a lamb?
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