What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What did summer say to spring?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Why was the mime upset?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Where was Noah born?