What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Why are the mountains so tired?