What do you call a singing rodent?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What games do ants play with elephants?