What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

How do bears keep cool?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

When should you start writing a book?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Bears love exotic cars.

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?