What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Nut-flix.
Why do bees gossip?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
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