What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What makes a glow worm glow?

How do billboards talk?

A book just fell on my head.

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?