Why do trees hate going to school?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What is the wealthiest fish?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Where does water do all its banking?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?