Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
How can you make 7 even?
What do you call hiking college students?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
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