What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What British bugs are the best singers?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What is a table you can eat?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?