Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What do jokesters study in college?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Who granted the fish a wish?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?