Why do hogs play so much football?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

If you need help building an ark..

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?