In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What animals make the best students?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?