Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What kind of music do planets like?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?