What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What do cats wear to work?

What color are all the books in the library?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

Why do bees gossip?

What do fish do at parades?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What kind of car does a chicken have?