How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why do cubes make great referees?

It's Crowded!

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why was the mime upset?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?