Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why do kids love theater classes?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?