How did the vampire start his letter?
Tomb it may concern..
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Which fly makes films?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
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