What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?