What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What does winter fat turn into?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why are baseball players so good at math?