How did the vampire start his letter?
Tomb it may concern..
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Which fly makes films?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
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