What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why did the computer run out of money?