Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Which subject has two parts?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?