What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Who invented fractions?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Which celebrity loves to read?

How did the toad die?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why do math teachers love March?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Which president loved to take baths?