What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?