What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Which cats have the best manners?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Where do actors go to pray?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?