What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?