Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why are cars magic?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What did summer say to spring?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?